The Duchess of Cambridge has Nothing on me.

Well, isn't this nifty. A blog. You know, I never thought my life was anywhere near interesting enough for one of these little stinkers. But it's amazing how easy it is to find the fun parts of your day when you're feeling pressured to create something witty and fantastic.

So anyway, I went out with The Management and found The Dress.

No, not this The Dress.

But it is equally as fabulous. 

And to celebrate our rather quickly-executed Clothing Conquest, we stopped for coffee at a certain bakery on the corner. That sold tiramisu. And strawberry wedding cake. We ate both. The two old couples next to us were rather jealous. But I was not going to share.

Then back to The School I Have Yet To Nickname, where I secured my "date" to this shindig that requires The Dress.

A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg, even though they know that you are slightly cracked.

To keep consistent with FG's blog, I will call him Big Funny Kid. For he is big. And funny. And most definitely a kid. And also my bestest friend. 

Oh wow...sorry to bore you with all this. But I get overexcited, and honestly I don't think I need to be making any excuses. Because the truth is.....

This is MY BLOG and I can do whatever the HECK I want. 

So there.