My Very Own Massive Project

Finals week is on the horizon...time to buckle down and do some Very Important Stuff.

Like THIS.

Hey, I've been working very, very hard lately. I need to learn something fun, not just do miles of World Cultures study guides. Think of it as just a break, for when I need to empty my mind. Empty my mind of nothing but Gaga. That's what she's here for.

Lady Gaga.

Kind of like a sparkly Chuck Norris.

Instead of a roundhouse kick to the face, it's glitter to the eyeballs.

The real reason behind my sudden desire to learn this dance comes from (as does the inspiration for quite a few things) Trish. She and Jumper (remember him?) dance this dance EVERY CAST PARTY. Every year for two years this has gone on. And since my dear Trisha is going off into The World (actually, today was her last official day at Hogwarts), she will not be there next year. And Jumper must have someone with whom to groove. So we have determined that that person shall be me.

So for these dear people I make the ultimate sacrifice of becoming a member of the Haus of Gaga.

By the way, a minute shoutout to my dearest A'11. You have taught me so much. Congratulations and have a lovely life in The World. When your famous, don't forget to thank the little people. Glitter Unicorn, that means you.

Much love,

MurrBeth