I Can Die Now.

Well, maybe not. But I am generally content with my life and have done everything that was on my short list of To Do's. It was Homecoming.

The evening began interestingly enough; I had a false eyelashes catastrophe which called for the immediate assistance of FG. She provided the glue necessary to ensure that those babies weren't going anywhere, and she did all of my makeup. I went to the dance as Gaga, that's why I was getting so thoroughly blinged out. She let me borrow some sweet sunglasses and a long blonde wig. I must say, I looked pretty fabulous.

Pre-dance, I met Save Yourself, Heeners, The Nicknamer, and Chimo at the home of The One Who's Really Blonde. We had lasagna and cookies and walked over to the dance. There's nothing in the world like Homecoming at Hogwarts. Everyone dances, everyone dresses up, the music is loud and they always play the best songs. Tonight was the night that I accomplished my goal of dancing to "Bad Romance" with my dear Jumper. He is pretty much a unicorn. Another thing that made me pretty much shriek with joy was that they played "Like A Prayer" for the very last song. That one is kind-of-a-big-deal around Hogwarts. Jumper and I jammed out to that one as well.

Overall, a highly successful evening. I still can't hear anything, my feet may never function properly again, and I am an exhausted and sweaty mess, but I am also one of the happiest people in the world.

Thanks to StuCo for one heck of a #Homecoming.